Chris P Bacon
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- Cuenca Ecuador
A pig was once named Chris P Bacon
he hated his photo to be taken
So one day instead
he hated his photo to be taken
So one day instead
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Chris P Bacon
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- Location
- Cuenca Ecuador
A pig was once named Chris P Bacon
he hated his photo to be taken
So one day instead
He changed it to "Fred"
So it was Fred for whom Chris was mistaken
he hated his photo to be taken
So one day instead
He changed it to "Fred"
So it was Fred for whom Chris was mistaken
Chris P Bacon
Well-known Member
- Location
- Cuenca Ecuador
A singer whose voice was too loud
Aimed his song at a face in the crowd
Aimed his song at a face in the crowd
Chris P Bacon
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- Location
- Cuenca Ecuador
A singer whose voice was too loud
Aimed his song at a face in the crowd
She said, "Mercy me!"
“That voice is pure agony!”
Aimed his song at a face in the crowd
She said, "Mercy me!"
“That voice is pure agony!”
Chris P Bacon
Well-known Member
- Location
- Cuenca Ecuador
The fairy atop a Christmas tree
Was truly a sight to see
Until when lo and behold
Was truly a sight to see
Until when lo and behold
Chris P Bacon
Well-known Member
- Location
- Cuenca Ecuador
The fairy atop a Christmas tree
Was truly a sight to see
Until when lo and behold
She no longer was gold
And became non-angelic to me
Was truly a sight to see
Until when lo and behold
She no longer was gold
And became non-angelic to me
Chris P Bacon
Well-known Member
- Location
- Cuenca Ecuador
A porcupine is very prickly,
his spikes may leave you feeling sickly
Not a gourmet delight,
More an inedible fright
That if you ate one it won't leave you quickly!
his spikes may leave you feeling sickly
Not a gourmet delight,
More an inedible fright
That if you ate one it won't leave you quickly!
