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The worst of the grandkids was Earl,
If only he had been a girl!
A guy nobody liked,
 

The worst of the grandkids was Earl,
If only he had been a girl!
A guy nobody liked,
Except someone named Mike.
They gave bad behavior a whirl.
 
For her birthday, Debbie got a poodle
Which, in her wisdom, she called Noodle.
Noodle liked to do tricks
Such as fetching sticks,
 
For her birthday, Debbie got a poodle
Which, in her wisdom, she called Noodle.
Noodle liked to do tricks
Such as fetching sticks,
She brought home the kit and kaboodle!
 
I've noticed we're getting less snow
The planet is warming, you know.
We may need to move onto Mars
 
I've noticed we're getting less snow
The planet is warming, you know.
We may need to move onto Mars
Probably no snow, but more stars
 
A magazine writer named Bing
Was a real, bona fide dingaling
Thought to possibly be a bored cat or dog
 
A magazine writer named Bing
Was a real, bona fide dingaling
Thought to possibly be a bored cat or dog
Walked around in a fog
 
A magazine writer named Bing
Was a real, bona fide dingaling
Thought to possibly be a bored cat or dog
Walked around in a fog
But his articles gained a large following!

;)
 
It looks as if spring's finally sprung
The garden centres are over-run.
And the cute little plants
Lean toward sunshine on slants;
 
t looks as if spring's finally sprung
The garden centres are over-run.
And the cute little plants
Lean toward sunshine on slants;
It's to get away from all that dung!
 

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