My new plan to trap a man... man traps

[BlunderWoman]

Yup I'll just get me some of this handy BACON perfume

http://www.fargginay.com/bacon-classic.html

Can you think of any other good man traps?

 

[BlunderWoman]

This is a good one, but to trap an older man I think I need to replace the beer bait. What to replace it with...what to replace it with ..

 

[Jackie22]

LOL....how about the TV remote?

 

[BlunderWoman]

LOL....how about the TV remote?

Great one Jackie!!

 

[Cookie]

A good friend of mine hooked her man with muffins - that's right, muffins, lots of them. Men seem to like muffins, I'm told. Silly me, no wonder my tofu sandwiches got me nothing good.

 

[Warrigal]

:lofl:

 

[BlunderWoman]

A good friend of mine hooked her man with muffins - that's right, muffins, lots of them. Men seem to like muffins, I'm told. Silly me, no wonder my tofu sandwiches got me nothing good.

Muffins eh? I can bake muffins

Did you notice no men are helping me on this thread? They are shaking in their boots The alarm signal has already been passed among them I fear

 

[Cookie]

They are skeert, as well they should be. We's a comin'.

 

[BlunderWoman]

They are skeert, as well they should be. We's a comin'.

hahahaha Yup they should be VERY skart Listen to em warn each other...

 

[BlunderWoman]

 

[boozercruiser]

Well that would trap me all of the time BW...

What I want to know though is this...
What are you going to do with me once you have me in your lair? layful:

 

[BlunderWoman]

Well that would trap me all of the time BW...

What I want to know though is this...
What are you going to do with me once you have me in your lair? layful:

Not a damn thing. I throw the married ones back in the pond. You're already branded for life my friend

Hey..wait a minute..don't go..

ANY BAIT IDEAS?

 

[jujube]

A Barcalounger covered with fast-acting glue? A football goalpost on the head of your bed? Eau d'Pizza parfum?

 

[Shalimar]

52" tv?

 

[BlunderWoman]

A Barcalounger covered with fast-acting glue? A football goalpost on the head of your bed? Eau d'Pizza parfum?

More good ones Thanks

 

[BlunderWoman]

52" tv?

Good one also

 

[SifuPhil]

No man would willingly give you any tips, BW.

*cough* pizza *cough*

 

[BlunderWoman]

No man would willingly give you any tips, BW.

*cough* pizza *cough*

Hmmnnnnn... I can make a nice pizza muhuwahahahahaha

 

[Guitarist]

Make the trap out of a 72" TV with bacon muffins as bait. And a remote.

 

[BlunderWoman]

Make the trap out of a 72" TV with bacon muffins as bait. And a remote.

now we're cooking

 

[BlunderWoman]

My new singles ad:

Are you a man that likes to be kept warm in the winter and shady in the summer? If so.... I'm the just the woman you're looking for

 

[Shalimar]

Hahahahahahaha. Some of the men I have known, would fall for a nice boat. Lol. Yep, send pic of boat.

 

[BlunderWoman]

Hahahahahahaha. Some of the men I have known, would fall for a nice boat. Lol. Yep, send pic of boat.

ooooohhhhh no . My friend Connie had a husband with a boat. She used to fantasize about setting it on fire hahaha

 

[Guitarist]

My new singles ad:

Are you a man that likes to be kept warm in the winter and shady in the summer? If so.... I'm the just the woman you're looking for

LOL. That reminds me of a T-shirt I had 20-30 years ago -- it looked like a classified ad and was circled in red:

WANTED: Dangerously handsome man. Must like horses, have money, and look good in jeans. Will train.

Wish I'd bought the mug as well -- it wouldn't have worn out through use!

 

[tnthomas]

Make the trap out of a 72" TV with bacon muffins as bait. And a remote.

Bran muffins would be more fitting for this high school graduating class of ...guys.