My new plan to trap a man... man traps

Shalimar said:
Hmmm. Maybe it's just me, but if I have to trap a man, I don't want him. Lolol. I think I have something to offer the right person, right Philly?
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MUFFINS !!!

Chocolate-chip, peanut butter, chocolate chip AND peanut butter, steak muffins, pizza muffins, poutine muffins, fish-and-chip muffins ...

...

... or wasn't that the right answer?

*slowly backs into his corner*
 

Pinky said:
I'd be happy enough to have a platonic relationship with someone to share 50/50, going out for a meal or a movie or outing now and then. I, like BW, don't want a live-in relationship.
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I don't want mine to be platonic. I'm willing to hold hands & sit and snuggle...with a dim possibility of sex at a future date :D And I'd be able to say ' I like you very much'.
In my favor...I'm extremely faithful BATLASH.gif
 
SifuPhil said:
MUFFINS !!!

Chocolate-chip, peanut butter, chocolate chip AND peanut butter, steak muffins, pizza muffins, poutine muffins, fish-and-chip muffins ...

...

... or wasn't that the right answer?

*slowly backs into his corner*
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Aren't fish n' chip muffins called hushpuppies?
 
Ralphy1 said:
It depends on what kind of muffins you are offering, and I don't mean the baked ones...
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How did I miss Ralphy's post? Ralphy I KNOW what you want LOL. Maybe someone is willing to offer you their muffins. Not me though :D

Oh..do you know the muffin man? The muffin man..the muffin man..

 
Guitarist said:
Aren't fish n' chip muffins called hushpuppies?
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When I was traveling down South many moons ago I heard a story about hushpuppies.

They were made of leftover batter, just plain and fried, and when the dogs were barking they'd throw a few to them and say "Hush, puppies".

Don't know if it was true but it was an amusing story.
 
I'd be willing to spend a month in Drury Lane with no TV or mobile if I could have a month's supply of bacon, bran, fish-and-chip, chocolate, banana nut, carrot, blueberry, lemon poppy seed, orange, lamb, and steak-and-kidney muffins and walk out with £100,000 on the 30th of the month.
 
Guitarist said:
I'd be willing to spend a month in Drury Lane with no TV or mobile if I could have a month's supply of bacon, bran, fish-and-chip, chocolate, banana nut, carrot, blueberry, lemon poppy seed, orange, lamb, and steak-and-kidney muffins and walk out with £100,000 on the 30th of the month.
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That's what I like - a low-maintenance woman LOL!
 
Shalimar said:
Calm down Philly. I will make you muffins, and take you out for British style fish and chips. My English friend vouches for their authenticity.
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And a pint of ale?

I gotta' have a pint of ale with my fish-and-chips.

And one of those older pub waitresses, the busty kind, who calls me "love" and has a thick accent.

And a dart board. And one of those funny British hats to wear.

Yeah, yeah! :eek:
 
Guitarist said:
I'd be willing to spend a month in Drury Lane with no TV or mobile if I could have a month's supply of bacon, bran, fish-and-chip, chocolate, banana nut, carrot, blueberry, lemon poppy seed, orange, lamb, and steak-and-kidney muffins and walk out with £100,000 on the 30th of the month.
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Hmmn..would you be including that when you do your taxes? SNICKER.gif
 
I'm not averse to snuggling .. or more, but I would have had to spend enough time to build up my trust first, of course. Aah, life can get complicated sometimes.
 
I never realised I was among so many muffin fanatics. Guess I gotta share next time I bake. Did I mention I make scratch pies also? Best butter pastry I have ever tasted, and homemade filling, not canned. Oh, I love to tease. Lolol.
 
Pinky said:
I'm not averse to snuggling .. or more, but I would have had to spend enough time to build up my trust first, of course. Aah, life can get complicated sometimes.
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OMG... you are my twin. I feel so close to you right now WAAH.gif
 
I've baked a lot of muffins in my lifetime - and pies :playful:, but have not heard of poutine muffins .. something I'd like to try.
 
Its easy to find a chap to feed fried food, carbs and beer whilst he wears a funny hat, but not so easy to find someone who can build you a computer from scratch, now there's a keeper.
 
Shalimar said:
So true, Pinky. That is one benefit of beginning online. Take it slowly, friends first. Sometimes, you can be surprised by joy. I was.
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What a sweetheart.

I was surprised by Joy as well - she emailed me once and it was really ... um ... she was talking about ... er ...

*sigh*

*goes back to corner*
 
Cookie said:
Its easy to find a chap to feed fried food, carbs and beer whilst he wears a funny hat, but not so easy to find someone who can build you a computer from scratch, now there's a keeper.
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Psh - anyone can do that if they put their mind to it. Benn there, got the shirt.

But it's still much easier to go to the store and buy one already assembled. Why re-invent the wheel?
 
Shalimar said:
I never realised I was among so many muffin fanatics. Guess I gotta share next time I bake. Did I mention I make scratch pies also? Best butter pastry I have ever tasted, and homemade filling, not canned. Oh, I love to tease. Lolol.
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Stop stop the insanity! Please don't talk about pie. *whimper* It's my favorite and I'm not eating sweets *waaaaah*
 

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