I stopped driving, so my wife took me shopping last Wed and she grabbed a cart, too, to get some stuff for a party at her school. So I get in a checked out line, and Meesh got in line right behind me, and I’m having to wait while my cashier talks to the cashier behind her. They talked and laughed for a few minutes until my cashier finally turned around and kind of jumped, like she was startled that a customer was standing there…waiting.
She seemed pretty bothered while she was scanning my stuff, but I’m like, whatever…I don’t say anything until she starts bagging my stuff in their bags and not mine. I always put my reusable bags right on top of the first few items they’re gonna ring up, so it’s obvious, right? It’s never caused a problem before...the checkers always get it; I brought my own bags.
And I told her that. I said “I brought my own bags.”
And she said, “And?”
And…someone must have lit Michelle’s behind on fire just then, because she went
off!
“And what? And what? What? You have something against senior citizens, is that it?”
That kind of startled
me, and I shot her a

look, but it made me laugh, too.
Then the cashier gave Meesh the stink-eye and said “Excuse me?”
“Excuse you? Excuse you for disrespecting this poor old man? You owe this man an apology, lady!”
And the cashier says to Michelle, “First of all,
lady, this is none of your business…”
She didn’t get to “And second-of-all” bc Michelle started ripping her a new one, and every time she referred to me as “this poor old man” or “our senior citizens” I shot her a look like WTH? and tried not to laugh.
Anyway, she got louder and louder until a supervisor came over (like within 2 minutes) and sent the cashier on a break and took over the register, apologizing like crazy and packing my stuff in my reusable bags, even calling someone over to push the cart out to my car and load everything up for me, and all while Michelle’s saying stuff like, “Well, I never!” and “Our seniors deserve our utmost respect!” and stuff.
And this is the woman who calls me Poop-Head and Dickwad at home. And she also keeps saying I’m not too old for her. So yeah…made me laugh.