Running Joke...Add Yours To Keep It Going

She fell in love with a hot-dog vendor but he couldn't cut the mustard.

She fell in love with a naval captain but he went down with the boat.

She fell in love with a cop but he just wasn't the ticket.

She fell in love with a Yeti but he was just giving her the snow job.

She fell in love with a Sherpa but he was Ever-resting.

She fell in love with a dishwasher, but his love went down the drain.
 

She fell in love with a dairy farmer but it was an udder failure.

She fell in love with a bridge builder but they couldn't make ends meet.

She fell in love with a boat builder but he keeled over one day.

She fell in love with two window-blind installers but they were terrible louvers.

She fell in love with a storm door installer but he shut her out.

She fell in love with a linoleum installer but was floored when he left her.
 
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