Running Joke...Add Yours To Keep It Going

She fell in love with a hot-dog vendor but he couldn't cut the mustard.

She fell in love with a naval captain but he went down with the boat.

She fell in love with a cop but he just wasn't the ticket.

She fell in love with a Yeti but he was just giving her the snow job.

She fell in love with a Sherpa but he was Ever-resting.

She fell in love with a dishwasher, but his love went down the drain.
 

She fell in love with a dairy farmer but it was an udder failure.

She fell in love with a bridge builder but they couldn't make ends meet.

She fell in love with a boat builder but he keeled over one day.

She fell in love with two window-blind installers but they were terrible louvers.

She fell in love with a storm door installer but he shut her out.

She fell in love with a linoleum installer but was floored when he left her.
 
She fell in love with a marina owner, but he told her to take a long walk off a short dock.

She fell in love with an electrician but he always wanted to be in charge.

She fell in love with Quasimoto but it just didn't ring a bell.

She fell in love with Dracula but they had problems right off the bat.

She fell in love with Dr. Frankenstein but he just wanted her for her body.
 

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