The General Humor Thread

[Pappy]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Bella]

 

[JonSR77]

Beach Wear, 1967

 

[Marie5656]

 

[JonSR77]

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Yeah! Where's my stuff!?! I want stuff too!!!

 

[charry]

 

[Jace]

Ever wonder why...

You don't ever see the deadline,..

"Psychic Wins Mega-lottery"

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonSR77]

Ever wonder why...

You don't ever see the deadline,..

"Psychic Wins Mega-lottery"

seems like that psychics were annoyed enough to hypnotize you into a typo...

 

[JonSR77]

Cute 2 Year Old Dancing…

Rock"n"Roll Good Golly Miss Molly

 

[Jace]

seems like that psychics were annoyed enough to hypnotize you into a typo...

Yes, seems like it!!!

("It".. this keyboard..has a mind-of-its- own!)

Good catch!

 

[Jace]

Tell me,

Intentionally losing a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors

is just as hard as trying to win?

 

[Marie5656]

Requsite post of the day.....because, you know, tradition

 

[JonSR77]

Comedy - Rice Krispies

Just got up from my chair…literally five different areas of my body crackled and popped.

They call me “Rice Krispies.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6TIsxTdrCU
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From comedian Dana Carvey…


My neck hurt.
My back hurt.
I had a headache.
My feet hurt.
My legs hurt.
My stomach hurt.

I was trying to figure out what was going on.

Then, I realized…I woke up…

++++++++++++++++

From comedian Brian Regan….

That’s Where It Doesn’t Hurt…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDdPHyqsbs
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[Bella]

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonSR77]

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nice one. there are a whole bunch of jokes in that genre...

a classic one:

A guy is at a hotel bar. A lady of the evening comes up to him and says, "I will do anything you want...anything, for just $200, if you can say it in just three words. He pauses, thinks and then says to her..."Paint my house..."

 

[JonSR77]

Gnarly Teeth - Gag gift

https://www.amazon.com/Archie-McPhe...ocphy=9003533&hvtargid=pla-494151836876&psc=1

actually once bought my mom, then 88, some vampire teeth...

 

[Mizmo]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Bella]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Jace]

Do you realize...Every time you clean something...

you make something else dirty?!

 

[Pappy]