The General Humor Thread

[Marie5656]

Random shower thought: When moving out of a house, leave a chest freezer, duct taped and chained shut. When cops open it, they find it filled with frozen peas.
I will see myself out.

 

[JonSR77]

 

[charry]

 

[RadishRose]

How many critters? I count 11.

 

[JonSR77]

Irony

https://scontent.fewr1-6.fna.fbcdn....rTOR1hbZci1pTzhDgQKVQhqyhMD-6JbcA&oe=625871D7

 

[Geezer Garage]

I'm seeing 12.

How many critters? I count 11.

 

[RadishRose]

I'm seeing 12.

Dammit, when I counted 11, I just knew there had to be 12. There was one I wasn't sure of, but I am now. Thanks, Mr. Geezer.

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[JonSR77]

 

[squatting dog]

We are doomed as a species.

 

[JonSR77]

We are doomed as a species.


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uh, no...I don't think so. I think the aliens are going to have come down and re-engineer the project...

 

[squatting dog]

uh, no...I don't think so. I think the aliens are going to have come down and re-engineer the project...

You may be on to something there.

 

[JonSR77]

remember Foster Brooks?

 

[JonSR77]

Computer Fix-All...

Keep a hammer next to your phone or computer.

This acts to threaten the computer or phone into obedience.

Sledgehammers and axes also work very well.

If they try to sneak around your disciplinary moves, just whisper "fire" to them and they will tremble and then obey.

 

[JonSR77]

Toddler Anecdote

From the way way way back machine.

Apparently, when I was a toddler, my parents bought me a wooden crib.

They started to see some strange markings on the crib.

It took them awhile to figure out what it was.

Apparently, I was trying to chew my way through the bars!

Jail break!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

 

[JonSR77]

 

[MickaC]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[MickaC]

 

[Furryanimal]

 

[JonSR77]

from Reader's Digest....

Dumb and Funny Jokes​

Make anyone laugh with these stupid funny jokes.

https://www.rd.com/jokes/dumb/​

 

[JustBonee]

Some old-time humor ..

 

[jerry old]

You live in India
You buy a car
You buy car insurance
You have an accident
You call customer service
You get a guy in Alabama

 

[Marie5656]

 

[Paco Dennis]