The General Humor Thread

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The Lady sees a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he says.
"I also drink a case of whisky a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," says the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six !"
 

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