The General Humor Thread

A man and his wife were working in the garden
one day and the man looks over at his wife and says
" You know, your ass is getting bigger. Hell, I think it's
wider than the grill!" He proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill. Then he measured his wife's ass.
"Yep, I was right! Your ass is a full 2 inches wider than the grill!"
That night, the husband was feeling a little frisky and turned to his wife,
but she just brushed him off.
"What's wrong?" he asked. She
"Do you really think I'm gonna fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
 
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