The General Humor Thread

[RadishRose]

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[Dustbunny]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Bella]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Nathan]

 

[Pappy]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Paladin1950]

That gravestone looks like it's been standing 250 years!!!

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Bella]

 

[bobcat]

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Well, I've had an ongoing love affair with that "Extra Virgin" for years, so I don't think she's being all that forthcoming with her claim, and believe me, I've turned up the heat with her many times.

 

[squatting dog]

 

[horseless carriage]

Earlier today my wife texted me from the supermarket. She had gone shopping for a few groceries and instead of writing down our needs she had committed them to memory. The text read: "Do you need anything?" My reply read:
"I am looking for inner peace and happiness, an answer to my doubts, a sense of fulfilment, a medium through which I can transcend consciousness and reach true spirituality, calmness and........."Be more specific," she interrupted, "Smirnoff or Jack Daniels?"

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pappy]

3-2-1—BOOM.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[MickaC]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Bella]