The General Humor Thread

[Pappy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Rich]

A group of archaeologists decides to investigate the history of communication in the United States. They start digging in New York and, after digging down 10 feet, they find traces of copper wire. They conclude that New York had a sophisticated telephone system over 100 years ago.

Next, they dig in California. At 20 feet, they find traces of fiber optics. They conclude that California had advanced digital communications technology over 200 years ago.

Then, they dig in Alabama. After digging down 30 feet, they find absolutely nothing. The archaeologists in Alabama proudly conclude:
“Over 300 years ago, Alabama went completely wireless!”

 

[Trila]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Mizmo]

 

[JBR]

The Museum of Bad Gifts — Toronto, Canada
(explained here, check it out...)

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[OldFeller]

First, the hazardous way to ride the escalator

https://m.facebook.com/reel/1310171293267544/?referral_source=native_in_feed_unit

Then...
Robert Hazard - Escalator of Life (Version 2)

 

[Ally]

 

[Rich]

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This one should probably be posted under the "Truth" section.

 

[Pappy]

 

[JBR]

 

[Nathan]

The Museum of Bad Gifts — Toronto, Canada
(explained here, check it out...)
View attachment 391978

I actually kinda like / would want to have one.

 

[Rich]

 

[Rich]

That's got to be a cup of McDonald's coffee...

 

[Rich]

Maybe health food isn't always the way to go ...

 

[OregonGuy]

“The older I get, the earlier it gets late.”

“I’m not old; I’m just well-preserved.”

“Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.”

“I’m so old that I remember when emojis were called ‘hieroglyphics.'”

“They say age is just a number. Well, so is a prison sentence.”

 

[Trila]