The General Humor Thread

[debodun]

 

[Lewkat]

 

[Trila]

 

[Paladin1950]

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That depends on who you ask. Real people living in the world, or those living in a bubble.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[horseless carriage]

A man is in a bar talking to his friend. “Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house while my wife was sleeping.”
“Did he get anything?” asks his friend.
“Yes,” says the man. “A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs.”
“Yikes,” says his friend. “I didn’t know your wife was that brave and tough?”
"She's not, she thought it was me coming home drunk."

 

[Pappy]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now it’s……

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Jazzy1]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Dr.Colosso]

 

[Lewkat]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Mizmo]

 

[MarciKS]

 

[MarciKS]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Paladin1950]

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Nah. I'd prefer another store, where I would be young enough to fall in love with Cher all over again, while listening to British and American rock and roll.

 

[Pappy]