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Did you hear why the newspaper reporter hurried to cover the opening of a new ice cream parlor? He wanted to get the scoop.
What a great story!!!View attachment 330464
Actor Peter Falk's right eye was surgically removed when he was three because of a retinoblastoma. He wore an artificial eye for most of his life. The artificial eye was the cause of his trademark squint. Despite this limitation, as a boy he participated in team sports, mainly baseball and basketball. In a 1997 interview in Cigar Aficionado magazine with Arthur Marx, Falk said:
"I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I got so mad I took out my glass eye, handed it to him and said,
'Try this.' I got such a laugh you wouldn't believe."
Bear removal joke #2I wake up one morning to find a bear on the roof.
So I looks in the yellow pages and sure enough,
there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
I calls the number, and the bear remover asks for my
Credit Card number & says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
I'm WAITING !
GROAN