Uncontrolable
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OK I have more than one. I will relate two: Don't be afraid to tell on yourself.
When I was 7y/o my parents took us to the zoo. We went to the primate cages. The largest cage was the chimpanzee cage. Looked to me like it was 100 feet in the air. The chimps were jumping and screaming, flying through the air. The cages were open air.
One of the chimps went straight to the top of the cage. It stopped high up, but right in front of me. I looked up and it spit a big gob which hit me right between my eyes. Everyone else laughed their asses off, including the chimp.
Forgot, I said two: My brother and I were playing basketball one day at the local school yard when both of us decided we had to go to the rest room. He was 12, I was 13. We jumped the school fence next to a gas station with a bathroom. We both ran in having to go #2. It was a one holler and I grabbed it first. My brother was standing out side yelling for me to hurry up. I kept saying I was going as fast as I could.
After a little longer I could not hear my brother dancing around, or asking me to hurry. I said, "John, are you there?". Nothing, no sound. I thought he ran out side. When I finally finished, I flushed the toilet and opened the door, There was my brother. He was standing in front of the door with a big grin on his face holding a paper towel full of poop. We both laughed our butts off.
These do not all have to be bathroom stories. Any funniest moment in your life.
When I was 7y/o my parents took us to the zoo. We went to the primate cages. The largest cage was the chimpanzee cage. Looked to me like it was 100 feet in the air. The chimps were jumping and screaming, flying through the air. The cages were open air.
One of the chimps went straight to the top of the cage. It stopped high up, but right in front of me. I looked up and it spit a big gob which hit me right between my eyes. Everyone else laughed their asses off, including the chimp.
Forgot, I said two: My brother and I were playing basketball one day at the local school yard when both of us decided we had to go to the rest room. He was 12, I was 13. We jumped the school fence next to a gas station with a bathroom. We both ran in having to go #2. It was a one holler and I grabbed it first. My brother was standing out side yelling for me to hurry up. I kept saying I was going as fast as I could.
After a little longer I could not hear my brother dancing around, or asking me to hurry. I said, "John, are you there?". Nothing, no sound. I thought he ran out side. When I finally finished, I flushed the toilet and opened the door, There was my brother. He was standing in front of the door with a big grin on his face holding a paper towel full of poop. We both laughed our butts off.
These do not all have to be bathroom stories. Any funniest moment in your life.
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