You woke up to a world where everyone is just like you

What about the gods? What do we do about them? You know they are not going to go for any of this. They all say, "your going to that nasty ole bad place". If they made us, how do we unmake them? Hmmm? :dunno:
 

Everyone would wear sunglasses most of the time, denoting coolness while saving their eyes from ultra violent ray damage. ;)

I've always wanted to have Cyclops super power, I'd be wearing shades so I don't roast anyone. However if one of the servant computer misbehaves it better stay out of my way...
I think we solve the G-d issue by agreeing to all worship the cats. They'd be the ruling force in any mystical world anyways.
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Funny ow this went from "all people are like me" to "my ideal fantasy world" ...

In truth, if everyone were like me, there'd be billions of passive/aggressive, bipolar old guys walking around growling at each other, getting in fights constantly then going home and brooding.

But there WILL be pizzas! :D
 
Funny ow this went from "all people are like me" to "my ideal fantasy world" ...

In truth, if everyone were like me, there'd be billions of passive/aggressive, bipolar old guys walking around growling at each other, getting in fights constantly then going home and brooding.

But there WILL be pizzas! :D
Nah... I think you're a nice guy & don't want anyone to know it :p Pizza is good :)
 
Phil, in my world, my robots would take you in hand, escort you to the grumpy old man repair depot and replace some old tattered wiring. There might be pizza, or not, maybe just some roasted kale chips and spinach dip. Nevertheless, you will be a much happier little camper.
 
Nah... I think you're a nice guy & don't want anyone to know it :p Pizza is good :)

NOOOoooooo! :cower:

Phil, in my world, my robots would take you in hand, escort you to the grumpy old man repair depot and replace some old tattered wiring. There might be pizza, or not, maybe just some roasted kale chips and spinach dip. Nevertheless, you will be a much happier little camper.

Kale? Spinach?!?

I'm going to be a LOT worse, regardless of any repairs! :notfair:

You might as well just cover me in peanut butter and leave me for the bears now - it would be more humane ...
 
Everyone would wear sunglasses most of the time, denoting coolness while saving their eyes from ultra violent ray damage. ;)

I've always wanted to have Cyclops super power, I'd be wearing shades so I don't roast anyone. However if one of the servant computer misbehaves it better stay out of my way...
I think we solve the G-d issue by agreeing to all worship the cats. They'd be the ruling force in any mystical world anyways.
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I had a quick vision of a cyclops wearing a single lens Sun glass. :laugh:
 
Hmmm. I have lasagne, homemade with fresh garlic bread. Bwahahahaha. Shortbread cookies, fruitcake. I think that was a showgirl costume?

What, Evil Chili? Can't say I ever saw that costume.

I have however seen Naughty Nuggets and Hot Cross Buns ...

The lasagna sounds yummy!
 
LOL. Way to go 'Rock.

The world would be filled with physically fit people who rarely got sick or required medicine because I take care of my body.That's my number 1 concern in life. So the healthcare industry would collapse.

Animals would live and thrive and none would be homeless. There would be plenty of food to feed the planet because I don't eat red meat or pork. So there would be no need for GMOs.

People would be emotionally stable and friendship would abound. Harmony, peace. I'm an excellent diplomat so there would be no more war. Economically everyone would do better because I'm inventive and creative and can cut costs while producing quality products in quantity.

Children would become more intelligent and happy because I'm intelligent and never was a bully, so kids can chill, and learn and become the best they can be which would be awesome because they'd become just like me anyway. :cool:

Fashion and the arts would do just fine, as would music. We'd live in another renaissance. Tranquility would become tangible in everyone's life because I'm a diehard proponet of meditation and mindfulness.

There would never be another car accident because I'm a careful, courteous driver so we wouldn't need car insurance. ( I don't know how to build a car though so take care of the car you've got !) But the roads would be in great shape because my dad was an enigineer and actually built interstate highways and in a pinch I think I could remember land surveying.

Everyone would wear sunglasses most of the time, denoting coolness while saving their eyes from ultra violent ray damage. ;)

So, I foresee a pretty nice world if everyone became like me. Nobody would disagree and if they did, they'd be too polite to say so. :eek:



Please Could you save me a place in your world.:tranquillity:
 
I've stayed in a luxury tent before. Can you build those? Indoor plumbing, etc. Wifi.

If we were all like you, we would be lying on the beach, enjoying the view and waiting for our drinks that will never arrive because we are all lying on the beach! :waiting: Shucks!
 
Everyone would be eating vegetarian and vegan and leave the animals alone to live out their lives just as we do. On the other hand, people would be charging all sorts of stuff on their charge cards because they went on a spending binge, they'd end up in bankruptcy court like I plan to do in the near future.
 
If we were all like you, we would be lying on the beach, enjoying the view and waiting for our drinks that will never arrive because we are all lying on the beach! :waiting: Shucks!

I think we're using robots for that! :D

PS: I never, ever lie on a beach. I will sit under an umbrella on the beach. Got an aversion to skin cancer and alligator skin.
 
I think we're using robots for that! :D

PS: I never, ever lie on a beach. I will sit under an umbrella on the beach. Got an aversion to skin cancer and alligator skin.

I was assuming that the beach chairs were a given. A beach chair's a must for our own Annie. No sand for her around her..:whome:
 


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