81-yr-old man has sex with a shrub!

[SifuPhil]

I suppose he could also be charged with stalking ...

 

[WhatInThe]

No, he would just shrub it off anyway ...

LOL

Everyone needs to stop beating around 'the' bush, we know what this thread is about.

 

[SifuPhil]

I wonder if, on their anniversary, he'll give his shrub an annual ring.

 

[Shalimar]

Or perhaps some watered down drinks to help it get in the mood? Is this the beginning of a new phenomenon, the hortisexual? Lol.

 

[SifuPhil]

"Horton Hears A Bloom"

Horton the Hortisexual
Wandered from his room
And why did Horton wander?
Well, he thought he heard a Bloom

 

[WhatInThe]

I thought the bush was the one that is supposed to plant their seed.

 

[Shalimar]

WhatInThe, HaHaHaHa. Perhaps this is not a straight bush.

 

[SifuPhil]

Oh, culm, culm, now!

 

[WhatInThe]

Better leaf this thread alone before someone gets in trouble.

 

[SifuPhil]

You node it!

 

[Shalimar]

Horton cont'd

Horton aspiring hortisexual,
fearing his point ineffectual,
made his bush swoon,
by offering to moon,
In a manner completely respectful.

 

[SifuPhil]

Horton Pt. III

Do you like green leaves and bush?
Yes, I like green leaves and bush.
Do you like them in the rain?
In the rain and on the plain.
Try them, try them, you will see!
And then we'll try a poplar tree!

 

[AZ Jim]

This smacks of the true meaning of "beating around the bush"!

 

[SifuPhil]

 

[Sunny]

Sheesh, these Republicans are getting weirder and weirder!

 

[Meanderer]

 

[oakapple]

Hopefully this guy will be falling off the twig soon.

 

[Shalimar]

Oakapple, good one! Lol.

 

[Shalimar]

Phil, one of your green children???

 

[Cookie]

I see there is now an offsprig!

 

[imp]

Or perhaps some watered down drinks to help it get in the mood? Is this the beginning of a new phenomenon, the hortisexual? Lol.

Careful, I find that offensive! imp

 

[imp]

WhatInThe, HaHaHaHa. Perhaps this is not a straight bush.

Use, again, of a term offensive to an entire large group of folks. See how easy it is to go astray? imp

 

[WhatInThe]

This is turning into a thorny issue.

 

[Shalimar]

You bet, WhatInThe, some of us are definitely barking up the wrong tree! (bush.) lol.

 

[Pappy]

Tangled with the wrong bush....