81-yr-old man has sex with a shrub!

Grumpy Ol' Man said:
With the thread "75 is long enough to live?" still active, having sex with your lawn shrubs at 81 may validate that suggestion!"
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This thread really brought out a lot of humor, you all are really funny...and to think I almost passed it by. Now tell me what thread is the "75 long enough"? Missed that one and search does not turn it up.
 
QuickSilver said:
According to the article.. surveillance cameras caught him sneaking in the loading dock carrying the pig.. Here's the story.

http://now8news.com/alabama-man-caught-having-sex-with-pig-in-walmart-bathroom/
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Customers had heard "loud squealing" coming from the restroom. Yet, nothing was investigated until the young boy went in to use the restroom and caught someone porking a pig. Imagine this kid's "interesting" stories he tries to tell to classmates when school is back in session. Or, the teacher asks "Johnny, what did you do for excitement this summer?" "Well, Teach. I walked in to this restroom at WalMart....."
The WalMart employee runs into the restroom, breaks down the stall door, grabs the pig, and knocks the "pig porker" unconscious. Then he calls the police. I never remember any scenes like this with our old west heroes like the Lone Ranger, Roy Rogers, etc. Guess they should have looked in the WalMart restrooms of the Old West to find the bad guys.
Once the "pigperpetrator" is locked up, the cops try to take the pig back to the guy's wife. "Here's your husband's girl friend. We're just gonna drop her off here for you to bathe, feed, and put a ribbon on her tail." The wife refuses to turn her pig pen into a pig pen. Can't really blame her. After all, those WalMart restrooms aren't always the cleanest........
The offender is charged with cruelty to animals. The WalMart employee "rescued" the pig. I don't see where anyone interviewed the pig to find out if the squeals were simply snorts of satisfaction... oinks of orgasm.
 
Relax mitchezz, it's not true. The pig story that is.
Don't know about the shrubbery violation, but I have my suspicions about that too.

This story was widely circulating on Facebook in the last couple of days with users not realizing it was from a fake news source.

Unlike many fake news sites, Now 8 News doesn’t really denote the true nature of its content anywhere on the web page, and since crazier things have happened, you get a pass if you were one of the ones who shared it.

But Snopes looked in to this story after a few of the supporting details came off as a little too crazy to be real and found it was just another piece of satire. From the Snopes story.
“On 17 July 2015, Now8News published cannibalized a fabricated claim (involving a man on a park bench being eaten by pigeons) which first appeared on the similar fake news site NewsWatch28. On the same date, Now8News published a different, entirely made-up story claiming McDonald’s was caught using aborted fetuses in Chicken McNuggets.”
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Long story short: anyone can publish these days, folks. Check those sources before sharing something as fact.

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2296767/al...ould-know-before-sharing/#cPFtYLxv8Ed7VoA9.99
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Unfortunately sex with pigs, dog.. cats and even chickens happens all the time and is a horrific form of animal abuse.... I can post pictures of dogs with their anuses and ******s ripped wide open and their intestines hanging out of their hind ends.. Want to see them? So... if the PIG and walmart story is not true... and that may be the case... DO NOT think that animal rape. ie beastiality does not happen all the time.. In fact.. it is legal in Denmark.. where dogs are tied up so they cannot move or fight back while men perform sodomy...

I would hate that a false story make you think that things like this do not happen. and that you can "relax" because it is seen all the time at the shelter.
 
It appears that you are absolutely correct QuickSilver. It only to a very rudimentary Google search to find this link. Don't look if it will upset you.

http://news.vin.com/vinnews.aspx?articleId=35718

This is the bit that is most astonishing:
Sexual contact with animals is banned throughout most of the United States except: Colorado, Connecticut, Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Texas, Vermont, Washington, D.C., West Virginia and Wyoming, according to a listing compiled in 2014 by Michigan State University's Animal Legal & Historical Center.
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"Regardless of the philosophical platform from which one views the activity, bestiality is criminally sanctioned in a majority of states," the Animal Legal & Historical Center said. "Even if a state does not specifically proscribe the activity, it may be covered under other aspects of a state’s sex crimes code or even a broader animal cruelty law."

Apparently when sodomy laws were taken off the statutes, as a side effect, so was bestiality.
 
I have seen too much.. and will not look at the pics... DW... but thank you for posting them. Too many times jokes are made about bestiality.. seems some folks find it funny... but it is horrific and it IS RAPE... an animal cannot consent to sex with a human... and the physical damage forced on these poor souls is disgusting..
 
QuickSilver said:
I have seen too much.. and will not look at the pics... DW... but thank you for posting them. Too many times jokes are made about bestiality.. seems some folks find it funny... but it is horrific and it IS RAPE... an animal cannot consent to sex with a human... and the physical damage forced on these poor souls is disgusting..
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There are no pictures except for one that is not too distressing.
 
It's easy to make a joke without taking into account what is actually at stake. I have laughed at jokes about Kiwis and sheep but I won't be anymore now that I've given it some serious thought.

Will just have to go back to laughing about their sixy accents.
 
Sorry I brought a funny thread into serious territory... Let's just stick to talking about sex with trees and shrubs...
 

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