A cynic for sure. The bible is full of nice stories that try to explain the unknown & generate the image of a benevolent maker that could get angry.
Garden of Eden
An attempt to describe the beginning of mankind but fails to explain the timeline & made in "our" image. The images in fossils are a far cry from the popular images presented as representation of Adam & Eve. Was man the only image until one of the other "our" complained that more representation was needed?
Cain and Abel,
An attempt to show how jealousy can divide and how God dealt with it.
Noah and the Flood
One of the better stories. 1st. it must be understood is the difference between species & kind. Kind was the reference so at that time the best guess was about 1500 kind multiplied by the quantity about 7000 in total to be cared for. Genesis chapter 8- 4 &5 puts the total at over 300 days feeding & caring for those 7000. Really puzzling is how this could be. 10 animals that only exist in one place
https://www.cbc.ca/kidscbc2/the-feed/ten-animals-that-only-exist-in-one-place
Toss in the amount of "species" there are now in the relatively short time frame & it's mind boggling.
The diversity of care needed in food, reproduction, carnivores, herbivorous for the 1500 kind defies logic. But it is a nice way to pretend that some supernatural being billions of years old wanted to start over.
Tower of Babel. I really liked this story. Language is one thing but doesn't explain how the aborigines wound up in Australia 50,000 years ahead of Noah's time or how they survived.
Probably would have been more exciting to read but it's probably a good thing J.K. Rowling's wasn't a contributor to the bible.