While waiting for the sun to appear, I've spent the day scrolling through the MSN home page reading all about the things I should throw away, never pay full price for, what to never store in the pantry, what to never store in the fridge or freezer, when to buy stuff, what I shouldn't have or wear if I'm over 40, which foods I should and shouldn't eat, which meals are dated from the 1950s and need to make a comeback, go gluten-free, embrace keto-friendly, never again even so much as think about eating another bit of any sort of bread, which car(s) I should buy and how to do my nails.
I've decided that I'm hopelessly out of date. I'm an anachronism. Music, clothes, home furnishings. All of it. If all that

is true, then I should never go out in public again, shouldn't eat anything unless it's trendy or I'll die on the spot, need to throw out all my jewelry/bed linens/pantry staples, electronics that are more than a year old, should apply online for jobs at Amazon.
Furthermore, I get "too much" more in Social Security than my peers.
What's an old, blue-haired lady to do-o-o-o-o?