Just senior humor

Joe goes to he doctor for his physical exam.
The doctor says to him, “Joe. I’m afraid you have a rare decease.
“Is there a cure for it, doc?” Joe asks. “Yes. The only thing that can cure you is fresh breast milk.”
Joe then advertises for a wet nurse. A gorgeous blonde responds to his ad and agrees to wet nurse him.
At their first session, Joe is sucking away. The blonde starts to get turned on by Joe’s sucking prowess
and discovers that she is highly aroused. “Is there anything else you want, Joe?”
She moans, as she caresses herself. Then Joe said “Do you have chocolate cookies?

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An old Irishman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get....
Parkinson, or Alzheimer? "The Irishman answered:
"definitely Parkinson, better to spill half an ounce of whiskey,
than to forget where you keep the bottle!"

 
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Never Mess with older people
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $3000
"Well, please let me have $3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
the moral of this tale .......
Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.
 

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An old man complained to the doctor of feeling tired.
The doctor asked him whether he had done anything unusual lately.
“Well,” said the old man. “Wednesday night I picked up a
twenty-one-year-old actress and nailed her three times.
Then Thursday night I hooked up with a twenty-year-old waitress,
and we ended up in bed at her place. On Friday night I met an
eighteen-year-old nurse and we ended up having sex in the back of her car.”
The doctor was impressed by such stamina at his age, but warned:
“I hope you used precautions.” “Of course I did.” said the old man.
“I gave them all phony names.”
 

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