What is it about the opposite sex do you notice first...

I notice the persons demeanor. The way that their body language is communicating even before we meet...if we do. The way they act toward others. Maybe they have habitual quirks, that make them different than others....then I notice/remember they are my brother or sister in our humanity, and do my best to communicate with them.
 
Some of you are aware that this old fella has a problem controlling the 'passing of wind'.
Yesterday afternoon, I stepped into a lift at my solicitors building, there was just one person in it, a lady.
I hold my hands up and admit that I have been known to let go inside lifts, but on this occasion I was behaving, however, the lady clearly had had a 'mishap', and it stunk to high heaven.
She gave me a quick look from the corner of her eyes to see if my nose was working, then the lift stopped at at a floor and she stepped out, with a mischievous little smile on her face.

So, yes I do notice that some of the gentler sex can create strong pongs just as bad as my own.

Anyone fancy an ice cream? 😊
 
hollydolly said:
Their smile.. and particulalrly their teeth. I am only interested in people with nice teeth.. and a great smile.. ..

Other than that I take great notice of someone's walk.. their gait... I like a man to have a walk like a gangster ..or gallus ( meaning bold) as we'd describe it where I'm from in the west of Scotland
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You must like Hollywood actors and actresses. Apparently, to make it in Hollywood, they have to have their teeth knocked out and perfectly artificial ones put in. Apparently, this statement came from one of the wives of the actors during the academy award show.

If you don't believe this, just watch some of the films from Hollywood where the actors have perfectly white teeth. As white as fresh Canadian snow. Normal teeth are usually sort of yellowish! Also, look to see if they appear to real or they appear to be unbelievably perfect.

So, you want to be a Hollywood star? Make several dentist appointment first!
 
First I notice where the lady has a friendly face. Don 't like the "mad as a dog" look!
Secondly, how is the lady dressed. They say, "Clothes Maketh the Man." Well, for me, clothes also "Maketh the woman." Don't like slob wear on either sex.
Ladies covered with tatoos send me running in the opposite direction. Not my thing at all!
 
Packerjohn said:
You must like Hollywood actors and actresses. Apparently, to make it in Hollywood, they have to have their teeth knocked out and perfectly artificial ones put in. Apparently, this statement came from one of the wives of the actors during the academy award show.

If you don't believe this, just watch some of the films from Hollywood where the actors have perfectly white teeth. As white as fresh Canadian snow. Normal teeth are usually sort of yellowish! Also, look to see if they appear to real or they appear to be unbelievably perfect.

So, you want to be a Hollywood star? Make several dentist appointment first!
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John, Both estranged hubs and I have worked in TV and film most of our career ( in the case of my husband ALL of his career and he's still doing it ) )... so I'm very aware... but when I say good teeth I don't mean fake acrylic teeth...
 
As social heterosexual Earth creatures, our homo sapiens brain's executive control pilot has evolved to look at faces, especially eyes of others where we interpret emotional states and gender. Personally as a 100% male, the attractive smiling faces of females brings enormous joy to my existence, even those most or media would consider plain and ordinary.
 
Packerjohn said:
You must like Hollywood actors and actresses. Apparently, to make it in Hollywood, they have to have their teeth knocked out and perfectly artificial ones put in. Apparently, this statement came from one of the wives of the actors during the academy award show.

If you don't believe this, just watch some of the films from Hollywood where the actors have perfectly white teeth. As white as fresh Canadian snow. Normal teeth are usually sort of yellowish! Also, look to see if they appear to real or they appear to be unbelievably perfect.

So, you want to be a Hollywood star? Make several dentist appointment first!
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Veneers. :oops:
 
timoc said:
I have to be honest, I look at a lady from head to toes but I don't leer.

Anyway, not many ladies want to waste their eye muscles looking at me. 😊
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The look but not leer, good policy. It's always good to see anyone who has made the effort in the bathroom to present themselves to the world, scrubbed up. As for the ladies not looking at me, who cares? There's a beauty waiting for me with a lingering kiss every evening that I get home. And, for what it's worth, the compliments that I get about my mode of dress are down to that same beauty who has spent hours making most of what's in my wardrobe.
 
timoc said:
Some of you are aware that this old fella has a problem controlling the 'passing of wind'.
Yesterday afternoon, I stepped into a lift at my solicitors building, there was just one person in it, a lady.
I hold my hands up and admit that I have been known to let go inside lifts, but on this occasion I was behaving, however, the lady clearly had had a 'mishap', and it stunk to high heaven.
She gave me a quick look from the corner of her eyes to see if my nose was working, then the lift stopped at at a floor and she stepped out, with a mischievous little smile on her face.

So, yes I do notice that some of the gentler sex can create strong pongs just as bad as my own.

Anyone fancy an ice cream? 😊
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A young lady walks into the lift at Harrods, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume. She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel £500, per ounce. The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she lets go a rip snorter of a fart. Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces: Broccoli, 49 pence a pound.
 
I have always liked the eyes first in a man. Unfortunately they don't make up the whole person. The eyes on my 4th (and last husband) was what grabbed me first. A kind and considerate person he is and why I stayed married to him the longest - 28 years. Of course, I like the eyes on many a person and nice rounded butts help too!
 
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