Anti-Valentines Day: A Modest Proposal

OMG, we were separated at birth!!

One of my fave books, I'll bet you and I are in here Phil:

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Love the boots. I want a pair of tie-dyed purple ones please, size seven narrow, neon magenta laces. Hmmm, also a pair of gold lame ones with matching laces. She rocks, yes, she does! Lolol. Perhaps black patent camo outfits would go well as accessories?
 
I love this holiday. Any excuse to receive flowers and jewelry is just fine with me. :love_heart:
 
I love this holiday. Any excuse to receive flowers and jewelry is just fine with me. :love_heart:

Bah. Humbug.

You have obviously been brainwashed by The Powers That Be. You've been taught to expect that for one day out of the year you receive the praise and attention you should be receiving every day.

Throw off your shackles! Declare your freedom! Join us!!!
 
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