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    April Fools

    A poem (April first) Tis’ the first day of National Poetry month, time to write a poem. Shall it be about love or hate, me thinks springtime sets the tone? Possibly it should be funny, a story with comic relief, Perhaps some unfathomable meaning decisive true belief. How about a gay little yarn...
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    Have you owned any nontraditional pets?

    does a milk cow count or a few goats
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    Are you a shredder?

    country boy + wood stove, you can figure out the rest.
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    the early bird

    all this time later and i see it should have been snug not snag.
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    the early bird

    A WORM I lay rolled up as snag as I could be… It had been a long, long winter on such a worm as me… Yet the earth was getting warmer, I could really tell… Air now was filled with a fantastic spring time smell…. Reflecting on uncurling to the surface I would go… To check and to see, if there was...
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    i'm broke but not broke/broke but classy broque'

    i'm broke but not broke/broke but classy broque'
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    What are you doing with the new stimulus money?

    how do you know when to expect it?
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    What are you doing with the new stimulus money?

    paying off the new car.
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    new game the other day, we (wife and I) won one, daughter and son in law won one.

    new game the other day, we (wife and I) won one, daughter and son in law won one.
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    Someone gave me the Smithsonian Magazine, I read it to become smarter, this morning I read that...

    Someone gave me the Smithsonian Magazine, I read it to become smarter, this morning I read that kangaroos have no belly buttons.
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    Daylight Savings Time Again

    back when i had chores in the barn i would leave the clocks there alone and me and the cows got along just fine.
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    Daylight Savings Time Again

    smart phone, leave it alone it will fix itself. sun dial, move house 10 degrees to the right, you appliances, you will need an electrical engineer. your car leave it alone, not worth the trouble, it will be right in six months.
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    my four-year-old grandson and I were going somewhere in my truck. He was eating a thing of...

    my four-year-old grandson and I were going somewhere in my truck. He was eating a thing of French fries. I looked over and asked. “are you going to share those or are you going to hog them?” Without batting an eye (but with a big smile) he said, “going to hog them”
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    Why can't Witches have babies?

    never heard as dry, but years ago i heard "as cold as"
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