81-yr-old man has sex with a shrub!

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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He was caught naked in his yard by a neighbor who videoed the the act and then had him busted. This took place in a town in CT and it makes one wonder what he did in the winter. One also wonders if it was consensual...
 

He probably had sprayed the shrub for diseases before indulging his desire for it...
 
With the thread "75 is long enough to live?" still active, having sex with your lawn shrubs at 81 may validate that suggestion!

He had probably just listened to a tirade on Faux Noise about how all regulations having to do with clean air and water were "gubmint overreach". When the commentator said, "If you're a Great American, screw the environment!" He took it literally!

Many people talk to their plants. Some may even lightly stroke their leaves. Only a few take their "love" of plants to the point of consummating that love in public.

"Well, after mistaking a bottle of ****** for my blood pressure medicine I could either plow the garden or trim the hedge. I chose the hedge!"
 
They have gardens in some prisons for rehab purposes, so he might fall in love again...
 
No problem, there are so many attractive shrubs that he might have a harem...
 
Yes, and at least he won't be nagged about calling or writing more often...
 
Fortunate then, no watermelon patch was around. The elderly often have difficulty getting back on their feet from a prone position. imp
 
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