Anti-Valentines Day: A Modest Proposal

beefcake
A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.
"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"
 
Denise1952 said:
that stupid part I should have edited out because you my friend, are anything but stupid;) big hugs I'm off to watch a move!! Maybe Sunset Boulivard , LOL!!
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Idiotic? Unintelligent? Ignorant? Obtuse? Doltish? Dense? Slow? Dull-witted? Mentally Deficient? Cognitively impaired? Dumb? Dopey? Low-functioning? Moronic? Brain dead? Daft? Screwy? Harebrained? Scatterbrained? Senseless? Inane? Absurd? Ludicrous? Mad as a hatter? Inane? Fatuous?

*whew*

Pick one, any one. Buy one, get one free!
 
If you don't stop calling yourself those things, I'm going to mail you that tupperware container!! If I know you, you will have to open it just to see if I really did what I said I did :giggle:
 
Denise1952 said:
If you don't stop calling yourself those things, I'm going to mail you that tupperware container!! If I know you, you will have to open it just to see if I really did what I said I did :giggle:
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Curiosity killed the cat, and I'd pass out if I did that. ;)

Do you want the container back? BWAhahahahaha!
 
Denise1952 said:
LOL, so will what good reputation I might have, after the thread on bums.
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Nah - you spoke your mind. Nothing wrong with that. And then you specifically stated that you're against the scammers.

Anyway ... I'm sticking the fruitcake in the Tupperware and sending it to some random SF member ... :devilish:
 
SifuPhil said:
Nah - you spoke your mind. Nothing wrong with that. And then you specifically stated that you're against the scammers.

Anyway ... I'm sticking the fruitcake in the Tupperware and sending it to some random SF member ... :devilish:
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lmao, I hope you are wrapping it in plain, brown paper;) With no return address. If it's not ticking, they should open it, LOL!!
 
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Is all I can say about this Stu..^.^
 
Candy is projected to sell $1.7 billion this year.

Imagine if that money were instead put toward something useful - like tires, or shoes?
 
Butterfly said:
Great! I may be a little late -- it takes me forever to get into that red spandex outfit without help, and Bonnie doesn't have thumbs.
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Ah, the lack of opposable thumbs - a curse, certainly.

I've never quite understood why -

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... red spandex? :love_heart:

*brain lock*
 
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