George Washington Was A Woman

[SifuPhil]

In line with a few of our more recent threads I thought I'd post this bit of historic intrigue.

Recent findings indicate that George Washington, the so-called "Father of Our Country" (applies only to those living in the U.S. - sorry, everyone else) may not have been of the masculine persuasion at all.

Evidence presented by Huckleby and Smith of Middlebury University shows that "George" wore powdered wigs and frilly clothing, spoke in a high voice and constantly nagged "his" soldiers to "man-up and cross the #$^*@# river already".

Thoughts?

 

[Warrigal]

And Good Queen Bess was actually a man.
Crazy mixed up world, eh?

 

[QuickSilver]

I really don't believe it at all.

 

[AZ Jim]

My uncle was a monkey too.

 

[Debby]

Didn't everybody in any kind of authority position wear powdered wigs and frilly clothes at one time?

 

[SifuPhil]

Didn't everybody in any kind of authority position wear powdered wigs and frilly clothes at one time?

Yes, but by the time Nixon was doing it I think it was a bit cliche.

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

I do believe the OP may have hit on something. The depictions we see of George crossing the Deleware have him standing up in the boat telling the oarsmen... those driving... to slow down, speed up, go more left, go more right. By golly! I do believe George may have been someone's wife!!!!!

 

[Shirley]

Maybe that's why he and Martha never had children.

 

[AZ Jim]

Maybe that's why he and Martha never had children.

You mean "she" and Martha?

 

[QuickSilver]

Hey.. have you ever seen a pic of Martha?

 

[SifuPhil]

Martha suffered from a form of mental illness in which she believed she was a peacock ...

 

[tnthomas]

I do believe the OP may have hit on something.

Yea, I think that Phil found his old bong and took a few hits on it.....ROFL

 

[Shirley]

Phil hits his bong??????????

 

[tnthomas]

Phil hits his bong??????????

Here is an example of an individual hitting a bong(instructional image, click "show"):

Spoiler

 

[Shalimar]

I beg to differ Phil. This illustration clearly shows the poor woman identified herself as a lampshade.

 

[RadishRose]

I am the reincarnation of Cleopatra, too. Lol

 

[Shalimar]

Just out of curiosity, how many on this thread are currently seeking therapy, besides me of course? Lolololol.

 

[Denise1952]

I'm speechless Phil, but I offer this

 

[SifuPhil]

I beg to differ Phil. This illustration clearly shows the poor woman identified herself as a lampshade.

... or a huge garter ...

 

[Shalimar]

You garter be right Phil!

 

[SifuPhil]

Of course, there were also times she would stroll around with a jellyfish on her head ...

 

[Shalimar]

Oh, I thought it was a toilet paper cover. Hmm.

 

[QuickSilver]

Who covers toilet paper???

 

[SifuPhil]

I don't think I've ever encountered a toilet paper cover. Why would one cover their toilet paper? It's either in the original wrapper or on the little holder-thingy.

Are there groups of people that go around being offended by the nakedness of an unwrapped, un-mounted roll of paper, rush home and knit little covers for them?

 

[QuickSilver]

Sort of like making skirts to cover table legs.