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105 YEAR OLD LADY’S ADVISE TO US ALL!

“FOR better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink WhiteWine. In case of low

blood pressure I drink Red Wine. In case of high blood pressure I drink Scotch. In case I have a

cold I drink Schnapps.”

“When do you drink water?”

“I never been that sick!”
 

An old married couple are in church service on Sunday. The elderly lady leans over to her husband and whispers “I just let go a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”

The husband looks back at her and says: "Change the battery on your hearing aid!"
 
Now that we've become Elders, everything’s finally starting to click for us. Knees, Back, Neck , most all joints…

I then called the incontinence hotline, they put me on hold.

A Lovely young Hottie is sitting at a bar when I sits down next to her.

“So,” I says, “do I come here often?”

Is Hawk or Hock a Loogie?

Does Nielson Ratings hack Amazon, X ( formerly Twitter) ?
 
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The Old Guy is talking with his Freind. "Money situation is ok, I've got my health, my heart and circulation are good,
my liver is great, my mind, knock on wood" .... "Who's there?"
 
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