boozercruiser
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The Cheeky Friendly Banter Thread!
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Pappy
Living the Dream
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- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
Pappy
Living the Dream
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- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
Shalimar
SF VIP
- Location
- Vancouver Island Canada
Hahahahahhahahahaha!
Falcon
DV8
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- So. California
LOL! Now......back to the obits.
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
I must remember that.
Never hide from someones husband in the freezer!
Here is my Crack for the day...
A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale!!!
Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
I am sorry about your prostate situation there Pappy.
I hope it isn't serious!
I hope it isn't serious!
Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
Oh! Dear Shirley.
Really?
I can see them no problem.
Does anyone else have that problem, and if so I am wondering what is going on here?
I think it might be your flash Shirley!
We gotta sort this out because I want you to see everything of mine.
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
That is a good one Shirley.
Now then.
I can see yours.
Can you see mine?
The night after the Zoo party...
Pookie
Crazy Cat Lady
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- Western NC
Shalimar
SF VIP
- Location
- Vancouver Island Canada
Hahahahahahahaha. Me too, in the morning before COFFEE!
Pappy
Living the Dream
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- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
Thats a cracker Pappy.
But isn't this a little cutie?
But isn't this a little cutie?
boozercruiser
Senior Member
- Location
- Rhos On Sea. North Wales. UK.
Mrs. Jones returned home from a holiday to France where she had taken a cooking class.
She tells her husband John she is going to prepare him a special meal and he is to go down to the market and buy two dozen escargot which, she explains are snails.
Mrs. Jones admonishes John to come right home, no stops at the pub, because she wants to have escargot for dinner.
John buys the snails and is on his way home but alas, his route takes him right by his favorite pub.
Just one, he tells himself. Well, perhaps another he says after having the first pint.
The company is good, the tales are tall, and John finds himself having three or four.
As John heads home he realizes it has become dark and he knows his lovely wife will be waiting and sharpening her tongue for him.
As John opens the gate to his house the porch light come on and he hears the door begin to open.
John empties the bag of escargot on the ground and says in a loud voice,
“Come on now lads! You’re almost there.”
She tells her husband John she is going to prepare him a special meal and he is to go down to the market and buy two dozen escargot which, she explains are snails.
Mrs. Jones admonishes John to come right home, no stops at the pub, because she wants to have escargot for dinner.
John buys the snails and is on his way home but alas, his route takes him right by his favorite pub.
Just one, he tells himself. Well, perhaps another he says after having the first pint.
The company is good, the tales are tall, and John finds himself having three or four.
As John heads home he realizes it has become dark and he knows his lovely wife will be waiting and sharpening her tongue for him.
As John opens the gate to his house the porch light come on and he hears the door begin to open.
John empties the bag of escargot on the ground and says in a loud voice,
“Come on now lads! You’re almost there.”
Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
Pappy
Living the Dream
- Location
- Florida (transplanted New Yorker.)
